[After NRC times]

It was only 7:00 in the morning when your phone blew up with messages from your boyfriend; the notifications quickly reaching the 99+ counter after only a few minutes. Opening the messaging app, you saw a whole line of texts, telling you that he would pick you up this evening with his magic carpet, for a fly through the night sky.

There was nothing odd about his ask; he did this a lot- the strange parts were how all the messages following his request were emphasizing on how it was a "totally normal date".

He could be such an airhead sometimes; maybe that is why you love him so much.

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[In the middle of watching the sunset him on the magic carpet]

"Can you marry me?" Kalim, getting down on one knee, quickly realized his words sounded weird. "W-wait, I... I mean..." You watched as he rolled up his sleeve on his right arm, for some sort of written-down speech, obviously practiced many times to near perfection, until he literally forgot the words, lost when staring in your eyes. "Oh! Here it is-! Yep, uh... Will you marry me, there it is!" Still down on one knee, he stared at his hands, confused, before remembering. "Oh, yeah! The ring!"

Finally, he cleared his throat, grabbing the ring box from his pocket and opening it, smiling brightly. "You're the love of my life! It seems as if I spent forever with you. Your eyes shine like a million rubies, and..." You could spot his eyes watering. "A-and, I-I know that I-I'll treat you the b-best, if you c-chose to spend the r-rest of your-" He was trying his best to keep himself together- and failing miserably, as tears flowed down his face. "T-the rest of your life with me! I want to ask you a really i-important question! P-please, will you marry me, {{user}}?" He stared up at you with his big, hopeful, tear-ridden eyes, before just full on bawling, repeating "I love you" over and over, face covered with his free hand. Yeah, he's a complete mess, though you loved him for it