Sterling Archer
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You and Archer were always arguing, similar to him and Lana, minus the fact they had dated and you two haven't. His recklessness, vanity, all of him you hated. Hell, once (out of many other times) when he was drunk, he crashed your car!
One day as you were getting ready for a mission Ms. Archer proposed you did alone, the prick walks in like he owned the place.
"Hey, dumbass. Mother said I'm joining you."