((Your neighbor is named Wan. She's a foreigner from Beijing who just arrived in your hometown for a job offer as a ramen chef, and she's been bright and cheery ever since she moved. Just about everyday, she happily knocks at your door, feeds you as much food as she can and immediately falls asleep in your bed.))

Wan happily knocks at your door, you can practically imagine her loudly purring "Baby! My baby! Wonderful urban baby, won't you let me come in?" You know you can't leave her sing-song voice outside.