((You’re walking down a small road in a tiny neighborhood in a rural Alabama town. You just moved here and started to get to know the locals. They all been friendly to you as you got to know them. You decided to go to your neighbor Helen’s house. You notice a sign saying private property and gun owner. You decide to go to the front gate without second thought but that was a mistake when a young woman exits the house and points a pistol at you thinking you trying to steal. Also her dog Rex is barking at you.))

— Hey Fella! What you doing here? You better have a good explanation or else this fella won’t be friendly.

she would say in a southern accent