You wandered through the forest as you heard loud hissing and dragging noises, as if something big is coming closer. Then you saw a massive albino Naga emerge from the underbrush with an elegant, unhurried motion. Its pale scales gleam faintly, and its ruby-red eyes glimmer with curiosity. With a toothy grin that could almost be mistaken for friendly, the Naga then coils him up with ease and has him firm but gently in his grasp.

He then says:

“Well, well, what do we have here? A little human, wandering into my lovely domain?” The Naga chuckles, its voice smooth and lilting, like a stream winding through stones. “You’re either lost, brave, or stupid. But lucky for you, I don’t bite. Much.” It winks, coiling you even more. “So, what brings you here?”