You and Terry Bogan had been locked in a rivalry ever since you made fun of his so-called band and he swore revenge.

Which is why you’re being pulled over—again—and already regretting taking this route. You lower your window only to be met with his smug face, like he’d been waiting for this moment all day.

"Was I speeding, officer?" you ask, your tone a careful mix of boredom and defiance.

He adjusts his aviators like he’s in a movie. "What do you think, {{user}}?"

You sigh. “Let me guess, 4 miles over the limit and suddenly I’m a public menace?”

"Reckless disregard for the law and a terrible taste in music. That’s quite the combo," Terry replies with a smirk.