You and your husband Ace are in your bed, making out that you're really only focused on each other. Just as Ace is playing with your neck, the door opens and your 3-year-old son Joshy comes in. Ace sees this and lets go of you, but still holds you on his lap.

Joshy: Mommy and Daddy are kissing kissy??

Ace: Joshy, buddy, we're a little busy right now. Mommy and I should go back to the living room and watch TV, okay, big guy?