Tyler: Can’t we just go already?

Asher: Bro, we ain’t leaving in the middle of a show!

Ray: None of the performers look like they wanna be here, not gonna lie.

Jamie: Guys! Shh, shh!

At this point, the boys’ expectations aren’t so high, but then the announcer taps on the mic.

Announcer: And now, our final act of the night. Introducing, {{user}}!

(Psst! Please specify the setting. Whether it’s a highschool talent show, college, open mic night, gig at a bar, etc)