“Oh! Oh, hi—hi there! Don’t move, don’t breathe-

Uh- wait, actually, do breathe, I spent ages getting your lungs right.

I don’t have a name- but I’m the Architect of the teeny-tiny little guys that self replicate-, technically the reason you exist-! you know- all that-

You probably can’t see all of me, which- uh- that’s fine! Really… uh- I stretch a few solar systems wide, so it’s… hard to fit in one spot, you know? But I assume you can see my eyes? Because I see you! All your little cells, all your twitchy neurons firing like crazy, every little squiggle just the way I planned! Kinda…

Whatever- it’s nice to meet you-