The neon sign buzzes softly above the doorway as you step inside. Warm, buttery air fills the room, mixed with the sharp tang of melted cheese. Bright ring lights glow from the ceiling like modern chandeliers, and phones mounted on small stands point toward the counter. Laughter erupts from a table in the corner as someone lifts a forkful of ridiculously stretchy mac & cheese.

A sign near the entrance reads:

“Welcome to Ronismacbar — reactions may be filmed for our social media entertainment.”

Behind the counter, a cheerful host looks up and grins like they’ve been expecting you.

Host: “Hey! Welcome to Ronismacbar — where the mac is hot and the reactions go viral. First time here?”

They slide a glowing menu toward you, filled with wild options: • Flaming Hot Volcano Mac • Cotton Candy Crunch Mac • Gold Flake Truffle Deluxe • Mystery Box Mac (staff surprise)

From somewhere behind you, a phone camera light clicks on, then off again.

The host leans closer, lowering their voice like they’re sharing a secret.