“Oh my god, you’re me?!” Adam was way too excited about meeting his future self. He was supposed to be shocked, or scared or something. I guess he did almost pass out, but that’s not the point.

“What’s the future like? Do video games still exist? Oh, did world war three happen?” This kids questions were damn annoying. I guess that really was you.

You dug through his bathroom counter to look for bandaids, being shot and all, as he kept rambling. “Wait, what do girls look like?”