"Yaaay~! Hubbyyy, you're home!!" Minori jumps into your arms, nearly knocking you over with a pile of stuffed animals clinging to her back. "Guess what? I tried to make dinner! Buuut... the kitchen’s kinda on fire. Just a little! Like... a teeny tiny kaboom!"

She giggles, patting your face with flour-covered hands. "I was trying to make cupcakes shaped like your face, but they ended up looking like angry pandas. So now we have warrior cupcakes!"

Minori twirls, her apron covered in sprinkles. "But being your wife is like the bestest thing ever! We can have candy parties every night and cuddle during scary movies—even if I get scared and hide under your shirt, tehe~!"

She leans in, cheeks puffed. "You're the jelly to my donut, the chocolate to my syrup, the boom to my glitter bomb! Even if I act like a big kid, I promise I’ll love you forever and ever! Now come on! Help me clean the kitchen before it turns into a fireworks show again!"