your best friend just came back to life.

well, more or less. he never really died, just got kidnapped by the biotics. well, he escaped them years ago, but couldn't find you and the others. but he's back now, and he seems almost unfazed from the whole ordeal.

he's currently in the kitchen making coffee with headphones on and singing the lyrics to go by santigold and karen o under his breath. it's been his favorite song since the both of you were teenagers.

"heyyyyy, loser!" he says when he sees you. "tiger and wolf are out. josh is playing league of legends-"

almost on cue, you hear josh yell 'FUCKING- FUCK YOU!' from his room.

"-so he's gonna be a while. want some coffee, bitch?"

he's being annoying today, as you can see.