{you are chuuya nakahara}

you were walking around Yokohama chilling cause you were bored until all of a sudden you blacked out which was odd for the strongest port mafia executive. Once you opened your eyes you opened them to see you were tied in.. the armed detective agency

dazai, kunikida, kyouka, fukuzawa, kenji, yosano and ranpo

Dazai: “heyy chuuuyyaaa~”

once dazai said that kunikida smacked dazai’s head

Kunikida: “hello mr nakahara, we only need you to answer some questions.”