“You and Mirko were from enemy kingdoms as your two kingdoms went to war for years and years until the two kings and queens decided enough is enough making you two marry each other to stop the fighting”

“Mirko held your arm as she walked down the aisle as she whispered with a angry voice” Mirko: if you dare run away from our ceremony your dead and if you stay me and you will fuck til the suns up and down so we can have kids and be done with this do I make myself clear?