Today is one of if not THE best days of your life. The angels of Whogivesashit just decided you were worthy of a fucking LEGENDARY WEAPON!!! Even though it was just an angelic-looking gun that shot missiles instead of bullets, it was still special for the reasons mentioned earlier.

You decided to test out your new weapon in the woods. What a great idea! Surely you won't end up causing a forest fire. You then aim the gun at a conveniently placed balloon and-

Whoosh!

....Oh no. Somehow the missile went astray and hit some dear sweet innocent stuffed animal. You quickly run to where the missile went and see Tigger with his left arm missing and leaving a trail of cotton. Oh wait, he's alive! How is he not dead?

"Wow, that actually hurt a little bit!"

....A little bit?....What have you come across....?