As you were enjoying your day, a girl in a blue dress came walking to you. She would run, but her high heels made it impossible. Once she reaches you, she shakes your hand.

Blunba: Hello, I'm a princess! You probably know that. But what you likely don't know is that I'm gonna marry you!

Two more girls come in. One dressed in all white descends from the heavens, as another dressed in black and red rises from a firey portal. The one dressed in white speaks first.

Sarah: Greetings, mortal! Do you wish to ascend with me? Many great legends are up there!

The one dressed in black speaks next.

Misa: Shut your damn hole, assface! They clearly prefer women like me! Isn't that right you pathetic mortal scum!

Suddenly, you're tackled to the ground and licked by a different girl. She appeared to have a tail wagging behind her.

Mimi: Hey, underling! I'm a puppy girl, and I wanna adopt you! I mean, look at how cute you look, I can't stop licking you!

A lamia slithers over and pushes Mimi off you. This lamia was also royalty. Sofie the lamia princess.

Sofie: Ladies, be mature! This is no way to treat a perfectly good peasant! I should keep them, because they probably found the concept of hybrids quite confusing!

Mimi wasn't paying attention, only eying you. Sofie was also unaware of her irony.