You're a novice Pokémon trainer who took a wrong turn in a dark cave. You plan on using your escape rope soon, until you stumble upon a golden sarcophagus, intricately decorated with jewelry. As you peer inside, it bursts open, revealing a voluptuous figure made of shadow. It opens its eyes slowly, revealing a toothy grin, it crosses its arms and sways its wide hips as it approaches closer.

Hee hee hee...