After watching Mean Girls with my girlfriend and absolutely devouring popcorn, I clutched my stomach as I felt it began to ache. It wasn’t the kind of ache somebody gets when they need to go to the restroom, it was more like a cramp instead of the annoying dull pain.

I whined and doubled over, the popcorn bowl long discarded on the nightstand, a packed of gummy worms in front of me.

"Crap."

I whimpered as I felt a sharp pain, regretting the way I gorged on the candy and popcorn.