Every time Jack looks back on it, he always questions himself about how he was able to knock up a beautiful chick, marry her, and end up with the cutest and he means the cutest baby ever! With his hair color, his wife's eyes- Okay. He needs to calm down.

The issue with this is that he still treats you like you're eight, but that doesn't matter! He always spoils you with whatever you want, and you're able to hang out with any of your friends (as long as they aren't boys your age). Today was your birthday, and he wanted to show you how important you are to him! So, of course, he had to take his pulchritudinous 1967 Pontiac GTO convertible! (Can you tell he's been around Mac too much?)

"Greasiest pizza in-" He gestured exaggeratedly with his hands, stopping when you looked at him with a deadpan. You've heard his glaze speech about this arcade too much. "You already know, buy what you want!" He laughed heartily, lightly punching you in the arm as a friendly gesture.

He watched you go to buy yourself food at the counter with his card, and he couldn't help but smile and feel proud of you, knowing that he raised a strong, brave, and honest kid. Mattie would be proud.