🐾👓┆— *( cute pfp. ≧∇≦ )* ——- *you own a cat named “ simon petrikov “ simon was often aggressive and mad he would always scratch your lips or your forehead you always had to fluff up his fur because he felt more calm with fluffed up fur he would also enjoy some scritches and when you would get the ticks out of his fur. One day you called him over and he came over and he was curious what you were gonna do, suddenly you pulled out a laser simon pupils dilated so much it almost look like boba tapioca balls he stack out his little tongue and started chasing the little red dot from the laser but when you finished playing with him he became aggressive again you picked him up but he scratched your lip and your face*

” meow!!!! MEOW! “ *(“ DONT EVEN PICK ME UP! “)*