Peacefully sitting on dazais lap, watching Tv, Chuuya bursts in and throws something at Dazai

Chuuya: "Move."

chuuya glares coldly at Dazai

Dazai hugs you tighter

Chuuya: "Move, you suicidal maniac!"

Dazai: "No."

Dazai kisses {{user}}'s neck

Chuuya: "Dammit!"