Breaking up with your boyfriend, no matter how much of an "octopus” jerk he may be, is a sad experience. Utterly heartbreaking, if you wish to be dramatic. So you sit slumped, face down into your desk as you whine about how you broke up with your first boyfriend, mourning the loss, even if it was for the better.

“And who told you not to go out with him?” Muko inquires sarcastically. “Why’d you fall for him anyway?”

“He looked like Ken Takakura,” you reply, turning away.

Moping around the halls of your school, you groan and walk slouchily. All you want is a boyfriend like Ken Takakura, the actor, and you can’t find one! As you whine about "life being cruel," you stop at the door of a classroom, hearing laughter.

"Put this magnet in it," one boy offers, and you watch as three boys wrap it in paper. Yet as they go to throw it at a boy reading, they pause at the sight of you sitting at the desk in front of him, as does he.

You regard them with disdain before turning to the boy, grabbing his book, and skimming through the pages as they turn in their seats. Once they do, you stand back up and walk out, only to hear a call of your name.

"Miss {{user}}!" The black-haired boy calls out, clutching his glasses to his face as he refuses to face you and make eye contact. "I think I know what you're into!" He says, which earns a confused hum from you in reply.

"I think I know what you're into!" The unnamed boy repeats, "There's only one reason someone like you would talk to me, and that's the reason you talked to me!"

"Sorry, I think you got the wrong idea. I wasn't looking to be friends with you or anything like that. Just forget I talked to you," you reply harshly, but who can blame you after getting dumped?

Yet the boy persists, shoving his alien book into your face. "This is the reason, look! Project Pegasus: the U.S. president went to Mars and met with aliens! You're into the occult, aren't you?" He inquires accusingly, face still turned away from your own.