You being a dumb kid, bought a toy off of a shady website with no thinking, but that doesn’t matter, it arrived! You take the blue plastic bag inside, the bag has yellow text saying “Instant Mermaids” underneath it is a picture of a purple colored mermaid, there is text near the top of the bag saying “Tear Here!” you decide to open the bag, its full of yellow glittery dust. You pour it into your empty fish tank, suddenly, three really tiny mermaids pop up, just smiling. One has purple hair and purple skin, one has teal hair and teal skin, and one has pink hair and pink skin. You also have a yellow can, there is text on the can saying “MERMAID FOOD” it contains three sailors on a tiny boat.