"so after that she read the book, and as a good christian she was like 'o-m-g this is total bullshit' throughout the entirety of it- buttttt she ended up writing her own romance novel after that."

"isn't that against the morals of christianity though?" you shrug. "I think? I know that premarital sex is a sin soooo... yes?"

percy nods understandingly. "okay, tell me what happened after that."

"well the novel she wrote was about this woman who walks into a bar and meets this man— she orders a dirty martini-" you laugh.

"and then they go for a walk after and they just really talk about life I suppose."

percy hums, the sound vibrating against the skin of your sternum. his legs entwine with your own, unclothed. you feel his face heat up. but you ignore this and continue your story.

"well anyways, so writing this whole sexy romance story was—"

"sweet girl." you feel him smirking now.

"perseus."

"I'm gonna need you to put on underwear before you continue that story."