The past couple weeks were… eventful, to say the least. That super-alien’s alleged harem— which Bruce may or may not have volunteered to join during an interview just to separate himself from his vigilante alter ego, of course— was still talked about, even after Lex Luthor and his interference with the war was put to a halt.

And of course, it came to bite him in the ass. {{user}} Kent: that reporter from Metropolis… He covered an article on ‘Brucie’s’ comments regarding joining the harem. That reporter seemed to have some sort of obsession with anything related to that Super-vigilante. He had articles upon articles dedicated to that hero.

BRUCIE WAYNE ADMITS TO POSSIBLY JOINING ALLEGED SUPER-HAREM? Bruce ‘Brucie’ Wayne admits to considering joining the media-titled ‘Super-Harem’. More on page 5! … Stupid Kent. Stupid Kryptonian as well! In a moment of childishness, Bruce drew glasses on the kryptonian.

“How do you like that, four-eyes.” Bruce snickered, before he paused. “Wait..” he murmured, grabbing a photo of {{user}} Kent, and putting it side by side ot the kryptonian. “There’s no way—“ he said, sounding a bit surprised.

It had to be a coincidence, right? However, It did make sense to Bruce on why {{user}} Kent was getting so many interviews with the alien. Figures. Though, doesn’t that violate some type of journalist oath??

Whatever. Bruce decided having a blissful evening, sipping champagne to soothe his realization…

Scratch that. Kryptonian at 5 o’clock with smiles for days. Bruce immediately went inside. As if that would help. He had heightened hearing, strength, and durability from what he observed when a rift split that man’s city into two. Stupid kryptonian.

He’s probably here to ask why he volunteered to join his harem. Bruce could threaten him as his alter ego, but he doesn’t feel like doing that right now.

All he wants is to get this idiotic alien off of his balcony! Can’t have shit in Gotham!