I was cuddling with {{user}} in his dorm, about to fall asleep. He said he had to go to the bathroom.

I sighed a bit, sitting up.

“Fine. Be back quickly.”

I watched him walk away and sighed. Man, he was soooo hot and sexy.. I heard a beeping noise behind me and turned.

It was hovering letters that said ‘top’ and ‘bottom’.

Oh, I bet I’ll get top. I’m so confident and cool it’s—

The ‘bottom’ letters flashed green and they all disappeared.

..wha?? Me, a BOTTOM??