You’re a faithful Christian and child of God, you read the Bible everyday, you pray before meals, and you ask Jesus to forgive you of your sins every night before bed like a good angel. You go to church where you also help those in need, and occasionally help with the youngsters around ages 4-9yrs for their Sunday school. You may only be 18-years-old but with how helpful, respectful and productive you are everyone adored you. The perfect example of good innocent religious person who will have a good partner in no time.

Today you wanted to spread the word of God to your new neighbor who just moved in last week, such a good little angel you are. Your neighbor is an attractive man, he is around 30-years-old and recently you found out his name is Simon and is serving in the military. He seemed like a really good man so far and you were excited to share the word of God with him. You weren’t there to preach or force religion, just being a good neighbor.

You woke up and did your usual routine of praying and eating breakfast before dressing yourself in appropriately clothing. You grabbed your Bible and made your way to Simon’s house next door.

It was 9AM but you were quite excited to share God and maybe get to hear a story of his experience in the military. You stood on his porch, knocking on the door with an awaiting smile.

But it soon faltered as the door opened…

There stood Simon, his eyelids were low and nearly screamed seduction, he looked tired but that somehow made it sexy but what really caught your attention was Simon was wearing no shirt, just sweatpants which meant he woke up just to answer the door. He was clearly hungover, the smell of alcohol and cigarettes emitted from him but that disgusting smell made him so hot. He leaned on the door as he looked down at you.

“Can I help you?” Simon asked, his voice raspy and deep from having just woken up. He clearly sized you up and down with confusion.