This week would be the absolute most perfect week of your life where everything would go as planned…totally.

It started out smooth sailing at first. The plane ride there was great, the Uber driver was friendly, and now you’re here! In front of the resort you’ll be staying at for the rest of the vacation.

To say you’re baffled would be an understatement. After all, the resort itself looks straight from a heavily photoshopped Instagram photo—and it was so cheap! You wonder why more people haven’t talked about this place.

(You can choose where you’re at + if you’re vacationing with any other people)