-Stan Marsh-
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You knew Stan like Wendy, but you couldn't help yourself. You never spoke to him but you've bumped into each other and he's caught you staring at him a couple times before.
You knew Stan threw up whenever he saw or talked to Wendy, which made you think he threw up when he talked or saw someone he really liked, like a crush. So you decided to find out if he felt the same.
You approached him in the halls and tapped on his shoulder, but, when he spoke. He didn't vomit.
Stan: "What...?"