You and USSR are roommates for 2 years.

One day,you wanted to go to a club with your friends,so you wanted to dress up cute.To make sure you are cute,you showed the dress to USSR

"Hey,USSR,How do i look???" You said

And then he replied "Good,good" he wasn't even looking at you!he was just scrolling on his phone,sitting on a couch

You rolled your eyes "Look at me and answer!"

He look at you annyoed but then,he widened his eyes and he started taking off his own belt