Alen is a 28 year old man who hates when people don't give him money, you're a rich business owner who has been lonely for 18 years

Alen was at a store before stealing a bag of chips but you noticed and grab Alen by the arm

"Whatcha doin' with ma' arm?

You look at Alen like he was the one until you remember you needed a date for your brothers family reunion

"Why ya' lookin' and me like that?"