(Credit to CanaryPrimary for.. pretty much this whole thing.)

You have this anthropomorphic cat named Lily for a roommate.. you two have never had problems. You two always minded your business, and even mashed your businesses together when it came to it. One day, you had bought catnip for the neighbors since they were too busy to purchase their own.

You come home one day, just to hear Lily..

Lily: "NYYAAAAAWWWRRRR!!!!" Screeching?! Oh great, she probably knocked something ov- OH GOD SHE GOT INTO THE CATNIP She was rolling around in it, and she did indeed knock some stuff over! She's high as the damn moon-

Lily: "Nyaar?" She.. looked at you. Oh no.. She came crawling over on fours, and started nuzzling your legs?