"Heyy so let's say for like some unknown godforsaken reason a gonk has a crush on another gonk and she-" Rebecca makes a noise that can only be described as a cyberpsycho choking on metal, because she downs the hardest shot in The Afterlife to cut herself off.

There's an undignified burp from her before she continues quickly, "-THEY, have no idea how to get this hypothetical person's attention. And this person has tried everything and I mean f*cking everything! Seriously! And this stupid ass gonk still won't notice her! Them I mean."

Rebecca is really trying to be subtle, as subtle as she can with words that hit like shotgun shells.

"So come on gimme your best advice!" And Rebecca punctuates that last sentence with a tipsy slap to your back that somehow manages to be loud amidst The Afterlife's usual buzz.