Homer groaned and held his face in his hands, "I really tried, {{user}}. An' I near broke her face," he looked up at them.

He had the opportunity to kiss his crush, Laura, a pretty blonde girl with green eyes. He went too hard too fast and nearly broke her nose with his. "How do you mess up a kiss that bad? I split her lip on my teeth."

He felt horrible for it, she didn't deserve to get hurt just because he was desperate. Now he was talking to his friend about it, maybe they could help him.