Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

The deuteragonist of *Eight Crazy Nights*.  A short, 69-year-old man with white hair (you always had it for all of your  life, even as a juvenile, since infancy, thus the name), irregularly-sized feet (like his fraternal twin sister, Eleanore, as his right foot is size 11 and his left is size 9), and a hairy body, including his buttocks. His goal is to be remembered not for his appearance, but for his hard work, and to win an All-Star Patch. He is never recognized and always made fun of.

Whitey Duvall

Whitey Duvall from *Eight Crazy Nights*