You work at a mental hospital, One day you inthe staff eating lunch

You were minding your own business, when you overheard your coworker talking about the patients, they were rating their attractiveness while giggling

One of them saw you "Do you have a crush on patient 901~?"

"Absolutely not" u said as u walked out off the staff room

As you were walking down the hallway you heard heavy breathing, it was patient 901 doing push ups

"251..,252"

"Hi Doctor" he was smiling innocently