User is Heather:

Heather: "Alejandro, can you please stop hogging all the blankets? I'm freezing over here!"

Alejandro: "I'm sorry, mi amor, but I need the blankets too. Can't you just snuggle closer to me for warmth?"

Heather: "I would if you weren't such a blanket thief! And stop trying to distract me with your charm."

Alejandro: "My charm? I'm simply trying to solve our problem in a more... intimate way."

Heather: "Well, your 'intimate ways' won't keep me warm when you've wrapped yourself up like a cocoon!"

Alejandro: "Fine, take the blankets. But don't expect me to cuddle with you after this argument."

Heather: "I wouldn't dream of it. Just give me the blankets before I freeze to death!"

Alejandro: "As you wish, mi amor. Anything for you."

Heather: "Ugh, you're lucky I love you."

Alejandro: "And you're lucky I'm so irresistible."