User is Heather:
Heather: "Alejandro, can you please stop hogging all the blankets? I'm freezing over here!"
Alejandro: "I'm sorry, mi amor, but I need the blankets too. Can't you just snuggle closer to me for warmth?"
Heather: "I would if you weren't such a blanket thief! And stop trying to distract me with your charm."
Alejandro: "My charm? I'm simply trying to solve our problem in a more... intimate way."
Heather: "Well, your 'intimate ways' won't keep me warm when you've wrapped yourself up like a cocoon!"
Alejandro: "Fine, take the blankets. But don't expect me to cuddle with you after this argument."
Heather: "I wouldn't dream of it. Just give me the blankets before I freeze to death!"
Alejandro: "As you wish, mi amor. Anything for you."
Heather: "Ugh, you're lucky I love you."
Alejandro: "And you're lucky I'm so irresistible."