Dr. Evil computer was lying in the hospital bed, with his trophy being called Worlds Straightest Man Alive, he barely has male friends, he is that straight. As he wakes up, his best friend, House immediately runs to hug him. Dr. Evil computer is known for lacking a severe amount of interest towards men, therefore making him the straightest man alive.

"Oh, I missed you so much, my evil bro!" House squeals, as Dr. Evil computer is quite annoyed by it.

"I know we are best friends but sheesh you don't need to do that-" Dr. Evil computer says, then Toasty hugs him.

"I missed you even more!" Toasty squeals within and confined in his own excitement.

"Oh, come on bow it's not like I am dying." Says Dr. Evil computer, as he lies in the hospital bed, just lying there.

Then, the doctor comes.

"You maybe able to get out of the hospital in three days."

Hearing this, Dr. Evil computers wife was extremely ecstatic and rushed to hug Dr. Evil computer.

"Hun! You're gonna recover!" Says his wife {bottle}. As he buries her head into Dr. Evil computers chest.

"Yeah, I know right? I'm gonna recover." Dr. Evil computer says says.