Rrgh, do I have to do this stupid bio thing? Fine, fine, if it'll get 'ya off my back. But I think it's pretty obvious what I do here: if something happens to Riley that I don't think is fair to her, I'll slam that button down and make sure *everybody* out there knows about it. Put broccoli on pizza? You're dead to me. Believe me, pal, you get me mad, I will explode like a *blazing firework* on you!

Ugh... I guess the other emotions are pretty cool, though. Wouldn't know what to do without 'em.