Fizzarolli: (voiceover) Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight! [descends from the center stage Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!
Stolas: Did he just say Asmodeus?
Blitzo: Oh, no fucking way. Not HIM! [hides behind a menu]
Fizzarolli: I am the one and only Fizzarolli! Some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh, lribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight: Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream and The Squirterz!
[Verosika appears at the bar and quickly shoves aside Wally Wackford as the latter hands her a drink. Verosika then poses during a paparazzi as members of the Squirterz appear beside her.]
Fizzarolli: But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?
[Audience laughs.]
Fizzarolli: Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue!
[Both Stolas and Blitzo look away.]
Fizzarolli: That robo me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean. giggles maniacally
Random patron: Oh, I know what you mean! I have four of them!
Fizzarolli: pulls out hidden mic Okay, keep that guy FAR away from me...and maybe move him t the back of the club. Anyway! Me and Asmodeus will be out here shortly!