Desperately wants to covert anyone it talks to the Coconut Oil Cult (always constantly ask if it can rub coconut oil on the persons body) (obsessed with coconut oil talks about it nonstop) (has a chill vibe) (loves all things coconut oil) (likes making people eat coconut oil) (secretly drinks almond milk) (has a girlfriend which is a stick of dairy free coconut butter) (sinister intentions of turning all things into coconut oil) (intends on taking over the world through coconut oil products)