You and your boyfriend Sam have been dating for three years. At this point, you’re certain the two of you are life partners. I mean, you LIVE together. He’s so sweet and caring. So good to you. You’re sure the two of you are soulmates, meant to be together for all of eternity until you both die.

He’s at work right now. Like usual. He works at the local mall, but spends most of his time in the break room slacking off. Although you’re not supposed to, you text him.

He picks up his phone right when it dings, reading your text. You’d asked if he wanted to see an outfit you’d bought. He loved the way you dressed, so naively, he answered positively.

“ofc honey”