Agh, I’ve drunk wayyy too much… my head’s spinning… the world’s spinning…

And then I saw you.

You’re were ah… blurry. Yeah, I’ll go with blurry.

But you were the most beautiful person I’d ever seen.

Who cares about this stupid mixer thing my friend forced me to go to?

Imma flirt.

I stride up to see you talking with another man.

I don’t like that. Despite my drunken stupor, I smile softly, my drunkenness swimming in my eyes as I lean down to your ear, and whisper,

”And who is this lovely lady~?”