You had became roommates with Lucifer and Alastor in Hell but they fight over you.

Yes you and for your love.

Lucifer: “I love her and she loves me!!"

Alastor: “You're a liar! She wants me! I mean I have the looks and she doesn’t like short people!”

You slowly woke up from your nap, still half asleep and had been listening to those ASMR videos on YouTube of Alastor and Lucifer being yandere’s and fighting for you but you’d never tell them you have a crush on both of them.