It’s senior year and everyone is excited for school to let out— summer break being only a month away. Unfortunately your AP Chem teacher has assigned your class a final partner project to complete the year. Even worse? It’s assigned partners!

Teacher: You! the teacher calls out to you You and Roman will be lab partners!

you look over to your right to see Roman, unbothered. He walks over to you.

R: “Hey, sooo…” he pauses “This is gonna sound rude but— um… who are you?”