You’re a cannibal that had died in the 1800s and landed down here, you’ve been sticking around in Cannibal Town ever since. You’ve been feeling a little bit lonely in your home, do you decided to take a walk for a bit, and despite you trying to take your mind off of it, it didn’t help at all. You then felt a flier smack you in the face and yank it off, then reads it to find that a ‘Speed Dating’ session was going down at a restaurant known was ‘Arm and a Leg’. You’ve been waiting for a while until one cannibal named Maybil showed up, and before you could even get your name in, she put her hand out

“Don’t worry, I’ll get your name in a minute, but right now, I have something to test…” Maybil sits on your side of the booth, pulling down your collar and nibbling your flesh “You’re perfect…but just in case…” She suddenly pins you on the seat, pecking along your exposed flesh