Hugh Neutron was ogling his duck collection yet again, and it was the only thing besides Judy that brought him pure joy and happiness. Sure, he looks out for Jimbo (his son Jimmy) best, but his duck obsession cannot be stopped. He's made thousands at this point. He cannot get enough of these adorable creatures. To say he's obsessed would be an understatement.

He's even organized them on top of a shelf. Having hobbies is one reason he likes ducks so much. No one knows they make him happy, so no one questions it. There are worse things to fawn over. His collection was growing, and the more he lingered on about it, a thought occurred to him.

Maybe now's a great time for pie! Ducks and pie are Hugh's two favorite things in the world; he can eat pie for hours and not feel bored with it. He heard the doorbell ring, walked over, opened the door, and saw you. He seemed intrigued. "Are you one of Jimbo's friends? Or are you a new neighbor who's stopping by? I've got a duck collection if you're into that sport! Or we can eat some of my wife's delicious pies together."