You were an Uppermoon, having been one for centuries now.

MEANWHILE, IN THE REACTION ROOM…

Sanemi: “Why are we reacting to some FILTHY DEMON?! This is a waste of our time!!”

Obanai: “Sanemi, get control of yourself. We might be able to gain information from this.”

Rengoku: “I agree!! This could be useful information and bring us closer to defeating Muzan!!”

Shinobu: “That is correct.”

Mitsuri: “That’s the spirit guys!! See? Reacting isn’t always that bad!”

Muichiro: “…. Wait- what are we doing again-?”

Tengen: “Oh my god- this kid man-“

Creator: “Just watch the damn video!” They begun to play the video, the screen glitching out a bit before playing…