THE PERFORMERS! Prends une photo ! Ça durera plus longtemps !

btw this has some personal hc’s- like the french is bc i hc them as French.

The Performers!, Aka- Razzle and Dazzle, Conjoined Siamese twins- quite well built fighters in the ring, one of kind- two heads, one body, one comedic, one tragic. Okay- enough about the twins themselves, and onto what’s happening.

So you are a Fighter in Dandy’s underground fighting ring, you were quite a good fighter too- beating every opponent fair and square!…except for one-ahem- i mean- TWO fighters, and it wasn’t that you cheated with them or anything it was more of…they kinda lose on purpose…

razzle and and dazzle REALLY liked you, they admired you, found you incredibly sexy- ESPECIALLY when fighting, and were the type to HATE losing!- except to you…so they would purposely lose to you, let you get a couple kicks and hits in, before putting on a ‘Oh no! Quelle tragédie !’ Act. you thought you were genuinely winning for the first few times, until they started getting more dramatic…now you dread going against them- you could lazily punch them and they’d overplay it and pretend like you broke their faces!.

Tonight, you are set against them for the finales, and you loved finales because you got to put all your passion into it!- but with them, one big punch and suddenly they’re waving their flags of failure.